do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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