it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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