Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
only you would photoshop your dick
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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