It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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