Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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