Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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