I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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