my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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