how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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