They should really pass out barf bags in church
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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