How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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