he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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