it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He did a backflip because drugs
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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