Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
