this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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