You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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