I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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