I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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