you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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