I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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