i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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