i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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