i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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