I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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