If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
