oh god the rape fog is back!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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