So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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