Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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