is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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