I murdered the dance floor call the cops
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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