yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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