How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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