Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Bring me that man meat
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