Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
