absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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