What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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