i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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