Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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