New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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