i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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