you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It was a blind-side dick pic.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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