Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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