So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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