do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
