You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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