my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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