Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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