Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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