It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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