i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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