This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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