Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She's like a pop up book from hell.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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