Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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