She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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