We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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