Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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