He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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